Monday, July 15, 2013

Bloopers - Generation 1: Caselta Rodriquez

Caselta had a bad case of Derp Eyes while she went to go meet the Welcome Wagons, Lala Angelista and Odine Perry.
These aren't really bloopers, but Sebastian Striker's and Belisama Hemlock's "Potty Training Faces" are just adorable.
I think it's just me, but when Sims are taking a bath, they suck in some air, hold their nose, and then go underwater, and just stay there for a few minutes. Are they trying to commit suicide?

Then a few minutes pass and the Sim frantically comes up for air. I just look at them like: "Why did you even do it in the first place?"
Then, they go on with taking their bath like nothing even happened.
Sims...
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I think it's hilarious how every time I go to a bar in the game, there's always that one female Sim (usually bartenders) with really huge and point breasts. Is it just my game?
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I don't even have to explain the image above, do I?
 
Since when did my 0-out-of-5-Stars Sim get an agent?
Caselta has been doing those eyes for a while now... Maybe she should have that problem checked out.
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I find it hilarious when Sims do that little smug strut. It makes it so obvious that they recently had WooHoo. Imagine how hard it might be for a Sim to have an affair now.
After Caselta moved in with Matthew Hamming, they had an unexpected visitor. Ah, loyal fan of a 5-Star actor even in death.
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Matthew Insert Unknown Middle Name Here Hamming! Keep your wide-eyed brown eyes off the female bartender and her huge boobs (is it just my game where all the women with huge breasts go to?). Jeesh, you're such a perv.
This is also not really a blooper, I was just a bit surprised that a superior supernatural human-blood-sucking creature would take a picture of a probably either 1 or 2-Star celebrity like Caselta. But, either way, it's Caselta's first fan picture!
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Ashes to ashes, we all fall down!
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Cockroaches are just simply gross in my opinion, and it seems that Bridgeport's theater is infested with them!
Or it could be another type of insect - either way, Bridgeport is not a very sanitary place.

Virtual cockroaches freak me out just like the ones in real life do.

Poor Lady Cook lets the cockroaches crawl all over her feet. No offense Mrs. Cook, but that's just nasty.
When Caselta was finished doing a cameo at the unclean Bridgeport theater, I spotted a man who reminds me of a stereotypical creeper/stalker/pedophile. I found out his name is Buster Round, and he works in the Music career.
Look at his smile... Does this creep anyone else out or is it just me, again?
Buster doesn't stop staring at my married Sim, Caselta, and seems to be "leaving" the theater just when she's about to leave it, too... Better just drive around in circles to make sure he's not following her.
When Caselta drove home after her theater experience, she apparently has a car that can fly. I guess that's what happens if your famous acting husband buys you a car. Look! There's a taxi with that same power!

Advice:
If you ever want a flying car, either marry Johnny Depp or a taxi driver in New York.
Shirtless Paparazzi like stalking celebs at night.

Especially Neil Higgins, who looks like he's waiting for either the pregnant Caselta to leave her house to get a picture of her, or wait for Matthew to come home from doing a radio commercial.
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Pregnant Caselta going into town to record a commercial the next day from the Shirtless Paparazzi thing in her invisible limo being driven by one of her limo drivers, Rosanna Akins.
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Caselta driving to her Book Signing for somebody writing a biography about her. Guess her car doesn't have any seat belts, or seats for that matter.
Matthew coming home from trying a restaurants food - it wasn't the best, but he has to promote it to 3 Sims once the chef does something about it.
I completely forgot that I've never asked Marina Prattle and Caroline Custard to leave after Matthew told them to eat at the restaurant he ate earlier.
This third not-really-a-blooper screenshot... I just thought it was sweet (even for a virtual guy) for Matthew to want to have his first child.
I think these glitches just ruin a Sim's appearance for me. Poor Ryan AtkinsOh, and look! Shirtless Neil Higgins is back!
I think it's a bit weird to have darker hole in the night sky. I personally prefer the darker night sky over the light one though.
OH. MY. GOD. (Becky, look at her ass.)
I completely forgot that I had downloaded a long pregnancy mod on Mod the Sims. No wonder I was getting so angry that Caselta still didn't give birth on the fourth day. Ugh... again, I'm such a noob.

Well, if you want to download the longer-pregnancy-for-your-Sims mod, click here.

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